Welcome. You have reached Gabbi’s server. It is powered by equal parts engineering, stubbornness, and whatever caffeine was legally available at the time.
calculating lies…borderline responsible ◼Disclaimer: pressing buttons will not hack anything. It will, however, increase the website’s self-confidence.
Hi, I’m Gabbi. I made this site to prove I can run a server. If you’re reading this, congratulations: the internet successfully delivered a packet to a laptop that should’ve retired in 2016.
This page is intentionally dumb. It is not collecting your data. It barely collects its own thoughts.