This is a serious website (lie)

Gabbi’s Extremely Questionable Internet Machine

Welcome. You have reached Gabbi’s server. It is powered by equal parts engineering, stubbornness, and whatever caffeine was legally available at the time.

System status
Owner
Gabbi
Vibes
unstable but charming
Uptime claim
calculating lies…
Ethics level
borderline responsible
Threat model
mostly me breaking it

Disclaimer: pressing buttons will not hack anything. It will, however, increase the website’s self-confidence.

Gabbi’s “about” section

Hi, I’m Gabbi. I made this site to prove I can run a server. If you’re reading this, congratulations: the internet successfully delivered a packet to a laptop that should’ve retired in 2016.

This page is intentionally dumb. It is not collecting your data. It barely collects its own thoughts.

IMPORTANT: This website is 100% authentic Gabbi energy • WARNING: may contain traces of competence • If it breaks, pretend it’s performance art • If it works, brag about it •